i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
If you’re in a video game then you’re probably in the tutorial right now. You need to look around your house, and start moving everything you can hoping for clues. Everything. If you don’t find a clue then it’s going to be something obscure that you didn’t realize you could move — check the top of the fridge and other awkward places.
If you’re in a movie someone will show up and tell you what your destiny is, or someone clueless will show up. If the person is clueless they are your side-kick and/or romantic interest. It’s up to you to decide which, but there’s a chance romance is going to happen whether you like them or not right away.
If you’re in a book, it’s either of the above, or it may be up to you to venture out into the world. Good luck to you. You’ll probably find a magic weapon, or discover an innate special power you were never previously aware of. Also, anyone with a beard who offers to help you is either ridiculously strong or a wizard.